Would you believe it
EU make our rules
It only takes one butt
on his arse all day
to think of ways to
Fuck up our lives.
Now we have this shit
Protected Geographical
Indication…. Wow…
Now these should come
from their country of origin
Chihuahua, German Shepard
Afghan Hood American Bull dog
To name so few.
So we can’t call the following
if their not from that place – name
French fries – frog eyes
Earls dog food – now by Royalty
Superdrug – I’m not going high
Food we eat name so known
Chicken nugget – now gold
Mars bar Wow how far
Fox’s biscuit now from a den
Cherry tomatoes form a tree
Brussels sprouts only from
Brussels, never been never will
Cornish Pasties no peas
Snickers don’t try to eat
Mathews Drummers – Band
Bird Eye – French like, not I
Southern Fried only from south
Yorkshire pud from Yorkshire
Lancasher hot pot – Lancasher
Bakewell Tart – be clean
Apple pie got to see Adam, Eve
Honey from bee’s, Bee’s knees.